MARRIAGE HUMOR

Marriage Humor has always remained Popular and here are some Classic one-liners :

1. Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others -- Oscar Wilde

2. I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years -- Sam Kinison

3. When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.