Cerebral Shangrila

Tuesday, January 06, 2004

INTERESTING AMERICAN T-SHIRTS

1. I'M STILL HOT. IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES.

2. AT MY AGE, "GETTING LUCKY" MEANS FINDING MY CAR IN THE PARKING LOT.

3. MY REALITY CHECK JUST BOUNCED.

4. I'M NOT 50. I'M $49.95 PLUS TAX.

5. EARTH IS THE INSANE ASYLUM OF THE UNIVERSE.

6. MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING. ONE BRILLIANT FLASH AND IT'S GONE.

7. IN GOD WE TRUST. ALL OTHERS WE POLYGRAPH.

8. LIFE IS SHORT. MAKE FUN OF IT.

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