Jokes from Jay Leno Show
1. Starting this week all foreign visitors entering the United States will now be fingerprinted and photographed. I think that’s okay. I mean you can’t get a membership at Costco unless you’re fingerprinted and photographed. I mean America should be harder to get into than Costco.
2. Mexico’s President Vicente Fox said that Mexico’s relationship with America has its ups and downs. That’s right. Their people come up here and our jobs go down there.
3. Boy that Britney works quick doesn’t she? She parties with a guy, decides to marry him, goes through with the wedding, gets a lawyer, gets out of the marriage, all in like 50 hours. She’s like J. Lo on speed.
1. Starting this week all foreign visitors entering the United States will now be fingerprinted and photographed. I think that’s okay. I mean you can’t get a membership at Costco unless you’re fingerprinted and photographed. I mean America should be harder to get into than Costco.
2. Mexico’s President Vicente Fox said that Mexico’s relationship with America has its ups and downs. That’s right. Their people come up here and our jobs go down there.
3. Boy that Britney works quick doesn’t she? She parties with a guy, decides to marry him, goes through with the wedding, gets a lawyer, gets out of the marriage, all in like 50 hours. She’s like J. Lo on speed.
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Wednesday, January 14, 2004
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