Quotable Quotes

Some Amusing Quotable Quotes :

1. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.
2. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
3. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
4. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
5. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
6. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
7. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
8. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
9. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.