One-liners from Jay Leno

Its a week of Happenings.Here are some incredibly funny one-liners from Leno this week :

1. So, I guess we have four more years to find Osama bin Laden. No hurry now. Take your time.

2. God bless him, Ralph Nader has still not conceded. There are still some absentee ballots coming in from Jupiter and Mars. It takes three light years to get here.

3. Do you know the ironic thing about this election? Do you realize that the Electoral College is the only college that President Bush ever did well in?

4. As you know Osama bin Laden has released another video. He bragged that he will "bankrupt the United States.” And today President Bush said, "two can play that game, pal.”

5. Here’s an odd fact – today was the birthday of the cash register. So that’s two day in a row the Republicans are celebrating.

6. Voter turnout very low in Beverly Hills yesterday. You know why? No valet parking.